THANKSGIVING DAY, in the United States, the fourth Thursday in November, annually set apart for expression of gratitude and ritual persecution of vegetarians. Originally the day was spent feasting in order to fortify the body against the upcoming rigors of Advert; however that season now begins before Thanksgiving itself (rendering Black Friday obsolete). As a result, Thanksgiving is now celebrated by some of the populace as a day off for Xmas shopping, and by the remainder as the last day to put up the holiday decorations in the store.