1661 -- Dead Charles I of England finally gets his revenge on dead Oliver Cromwell via post-mortem post-mortem execution.
Rise of the Resistance ride opens at Disneyland; queue rivals 2017 inaugural crowd: [Link]
I wonder if all that bitcoin will just pile up once the botnets are severed. [Link]
Human Feet Still Washing Up In Pacific Northwest, But Don't Panic [Link]
Navy says their pilots are responsible for the penis that appeared in the skies above Washington State today. [Link]
It's 13 o'clock on Friday the 13th and @Finnair flight 666 is getting ready to fly to HEL [Link] [Link]
BREAKING: The Secret Service has shot and killed another time traveller, bringing today’s total to 873. #InaugurationDay
Will President #Trump Make America Incandescent Again?
You know it's a slow news day when realclearpolitics is listing articles from zerohedge.
The end of history not turning out as hoped [Link]
We're sorry, the government you are trying to reach is not in service at this time. [Link]
Putin admits #PanamaPapers 'accurate,' blames US [Link]
When you #feelthejohnson, you're #foreveralone. [Link]
Breaking News: Clinton and/or Sanders win Iowa caucus. Ted Cruz comes in distant third.
On This Day June 29, 1956: Official beginning of the U.S. Interstate Highway System, the remnants of which may... [Link]
A civilization shows its true greatness in how much better it inspires its future generations to become. [Link]
Breaking News: New England not getting hint, continuing to exist. [Link]
#Boston's #MBTA system providing limited service after weekend storm. [Link]
MBTA General Manager Beverly Scott thrown under bus, survives.... [Link]
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